omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
"I am prepared. The more pressure there is, the stronger I am. In Portugal, we say the bigger the ship, the stronger the storm. Fortunately for me, I have always been in big ships. FC Porto was a very big ship in Portugal, Chelsea was also a big ship in England and Inter was a great ship in Italy. Now I’m at Real Madrid, which is considered the biggest ship on the planet"
- Jose Mourinho (via snivvy)
my dash is like 50% partying 50% crying
"We have decided to terminate José Mourinho’s contract at the end of this season"
- Florentino Perez at today’s press conference (via criskas)
(Source: mrsallonso)
Regardless of recent events, thank you Jose for the 11/12 Liga season.
121 goals, 100 points, 32nd Liga title.
